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Okay go go go!
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Police, police, police.
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Who's got two?
Who's got two o'clock?
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Get down! Get Down!
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Drop the axe! Drop it!
Get down on the ground!
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What the fuck?! Get down!
Get down.
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Drop the axe!
Drop the axe!
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T1...What's the situation? Do
you copy?
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Carlos. Listen to me.
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Officer Lewis is my
parole officer, okay?
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I need you to call him and tell
him I'm at work! Got it?
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Listen I... Listen to me.
I've got detention today.
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That's right.
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No. No, I'm not lying to him,
you're lying to him.
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Got it?
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Hey! Who keeps your business
going? This guy right here.
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Shit!
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Listen, the first few weeks
of school have been weird.
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No she won't cover for
me because...
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No, she dumped me.
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Yes. Thank you!
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Just have my back this one time.
Cover for me and...
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I'll get yours another day.
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Today...
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I got other shit to sort out.
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All fucktards, present
and accounted for, sir.
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Jesus Max! You scared the
hell out of me, buddy.
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Sorry Matt.
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So, where's D-Day?
I think there's been a mix-up.
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Okay.
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Mister Clark, one does
not get to choose
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when one serves detention!
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Particularly, in regards to your
behavior, I sincerely doubt
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that a mere detention would
satisfy this school's protocol.
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There's a chair. Use it.
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Your first few weeks here
were infamous, to say the least.
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Yeah.
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Thanks to those
spoiled T-baggers.
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Hey, you wrote this?
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Thank you Max.
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You're new to Crestview,
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but your incessant need to blame
more fortunate students for
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your own misbehavior is
starting to trouble me.
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I thought our sessions were
helping us curtail our anger
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to build better leadership
skills?
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Yeah. My uncle keeps telling me
that Clarks are born leaders.
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He drinks... A lot.
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You may not take my tests
seriously, but the student
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body's dim opinion of you
aside, your responses to my
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psychological evaluations reflect
an unbalanced personality.
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Unbalanced?
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Mr. Clark?!
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And this?
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Boobs.
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This?
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Bigger boobs?
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Vagina.
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Small boobs, but like..
weird nipples.
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There's no...
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How about this one?
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Judas Priest.
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You record those. What other
students you got in there?
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We record everything, Mr. Clark.
And that's none of your business.
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Dr. Day? Uhh...
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My uncle's out of town for the
holidays. And my...
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boss is hassling me, and
just it would make it
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impossible for me...
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Are you certain you didn't
receive any further
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reprimand from Crestview
this week?
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I'm here because I want to make
things right. Please let me.
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Alright.
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Alright, Matt. Against my
better judgment
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I will let you serve your
detention. Today.
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Let's just hope the rest
show up.
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These are like paintings?
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Yes, Max. They're a
bit like paintings.
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What does this painting look
like to you?
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It's like the art my
grandfather made.
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But he would sculpt, not paint.
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You just saw boobs.
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How many bad kids today?
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Max, I wouldn't classify any of
our students as 'bad kids'.
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After Marquez drops me at the
airport, I'll send him back to
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get you and wait until
you're dismissed.
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I'll take a taxi.
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Oh, and try to remember,
you kiss the babies.
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You don't eat them.
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Ugh. I've certainly had a
stomach full of you.
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You see, Max, graduating
students often feel pressure,
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which causes them to
behave irrationally.
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They tend to sabotage
themselves.
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Their minds, their bodies,
are fragile,
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susceptible to all kinds
of negative influences.
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More so than even they might
realize.
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You okay son?
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Yeah. I'm okay.
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What's that you have stuck
inside your cast?
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Just my video camera.
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I thought I'd record my one and
only day in detention.
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Some students here are more prone
to subversive behavior than others.
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And certainly take
pleasure influencing
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their peers, in an
unsavory fashion.
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But it's the weaker students
who need the most guidance.
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They're the first to fall
in line behind the less
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constructive students.
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For the weaker students,
failure hits them hardest.
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They fall into a self
destructive pattern.
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When you mix all of these
personality types together
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ten months out of the year, it's
no wonder
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students succumb to fits
of jealousy, rage,
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even paranoid delusion.
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The new building looks nice,
father.
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Time will tell. Hopefully, it
will serve its purpose. Yes?
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Now, go.
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I'm sorry, fath...
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It happens every
year every school
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Students lash out.
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At their parents. Environment,
even at each other.
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More often you hear on the TV
about that one young adult
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who finally snapped.
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Honestly Max, it's a miracle
they don't all kill each other.
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Sweet Jesus.
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You're kidding.
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God-damn.
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Oh yeah. This is gonna rock.
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What?
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Let's go. Keep moving. The
books won't bite you.
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Whoa.
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I moved it in here last night.
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Yes, you did, Max.
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In the dark, and all by
yourself, I might add.
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Yeah, it was scary.
I heard noises.
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You heard the ghost,
didn't you, Max?
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Ghost?
Please, Miss Harmon.
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Max, it was the wind, or some
other treacherous piece
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of equipment those lunk-head construction
workers leave behind every night.
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Whatever you heard, believe me,
it wasn't a ghost.
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I dig it, Max.
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You would. It's weird
and freaky.
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Just like you Megan.
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Careful lighting the fuse on
her tampon. Her pops is the
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world's douchiest lawyer. You
may want to call it a draw.
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No way.
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Her little routine in the champagne
room got me in deep shit.
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I know. I've seen all your
greatest hits.
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Yeah, that's you.
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Are you sad?
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You don't fuck around with
making an impression.
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It's Matt, right?
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Okay.
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Are you sure this place is safe?
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I'm confident the six of you can
survive an entire eight hours.
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God forbid you actually
read something.
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How's it hangin' Max-a million?
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Okay.
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Rome is the capital of Italy and
the country's largest and
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most populated city and commune
with over 2.7 million residents.
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See? State of the art.
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We only have Intranet?!
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I bet they use it for
downloading dirty movies.
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No Max. See, the Intranet is a
local based Ethernet system.
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Never mind.
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No Internet. Pathetic.
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Sure, cause you got to keep up
with all your online charities.
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Under-crust.
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And he's a pervert.
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You got off easy. This fuckin'
psycho put me in traction.
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And he attacks retarded people.
He's not a good person.
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He's disabled. Not retarded!
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Which is more than I can say
for any of you.
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The restroom! Mr. Clark,
perhaps you could lead the way?
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Release the Kraken!
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Ahhhhhh
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Excuse.
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Tricia, heard your mom is
ahead in the polls.
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Where's her next stop?
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"Attila the Hen?" She left today
for, wherever.
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Out to get more money and
souls for the coffer.
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The picture of her, in Forbes.
She's beautiful.
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Her mom should date your pops.
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That pic of him in the paper
next to his client?
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How many billions did it say
that guy embezzled?
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From a pension fund, I
think. But your pops
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got him off, right?
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I see you outside, smoking,
most of the time. Veronica?
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You're new.
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Actually, "Red" I've been
here a year.
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Uh, that qualify me as "new?"
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Uh, yes! It does at Crestview.
You're not a "lifer." Like us.
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So what do your parents do,
Veronica?
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Oh, God. Not too much.
They're both uh
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I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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I probably talk to them more
than you talk to yours.
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Yeah.
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Right, um, yeah,
I don't think so.
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Sure I do.
Ever been to a seance?
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Uh. Okay. It looks like it is
about time for you to
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drop a big deuce, Veronica
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cause you're at maximum
capacity.
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No, really, I talk with 'em
every day.
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That's why I'm not fucked-up
like everyone else at Crest-Pew.
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Uh, that's weird.
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And you're not funny.
All my parents do is work.
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I can never see them.
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You're lucky.
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My mother's parental guidance
is completely Draconian.
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Speaking of parental guidance,
it's a shame D-Day
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has to waste his first day
of winter vacation
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here at school, watching us.
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I think I'll send him
home early.
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While pondering your erroneous
ways, the six of you will write
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a summary on the history of
Crestview Academy.
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Which, after the holidays,
Headmaster Nash will have the
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glorious pleasure of reading at a
dedication for this very library.
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And now, I leave you.
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And these finely crafted double
doors will remain locked
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until I return for lunch,
another jaunt to the restroom,
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and perhaps, a quick chat.
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And when he returned, the
room was filled with blood.
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Dun-dun-dun - dunnnn.
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Joking. You know, 'cause of
the ghost and stuff?
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Right then. I'll be off,
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unless there's anything
else I'm forgetting?
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What?
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Nice shot "champ." Try doing
that in the game.
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Don't look at me like that.
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Stupid.
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There's room for more. I'm sure
you're familiar with that phrase.
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Uh..I don't have one.
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Dr. Day, don't you know he's
the token welfare kid?
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And do think of this entire
building as one very large
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non-smoking section. It would be
a pity if we had to spend next
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Saturday here because one of
you had a nic-fit.
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Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
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But, his name is Dr. Day.
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And now it's Willie.
Willie Makeittotheshitter?
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I don't get it.
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She put eyedrops in -
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D-Day's coffee.
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Great, so who's gonna let us
out for lunch?
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Or when you need to release
the Krakken?
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Ohhh...
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Well, now that D-Day is gone, I
think we should all get togeth-
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Hold it! God damn it.
Alright. New kids?
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Let's get one thing perfectly
clear. We're in detention.
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Yeah, this is not a
"love-in." This is not a hippy
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commune like that sad, filthy,
flaming turd known as
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Megan, what's it called?
What's it called?
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Uh... the Burning Man.
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Burning Man. And this is not the
fucking feel-good 80's movie of
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the year, where for 7 hours, we
put aside our diffs and
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through commiserating about
our mutually
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dysfunctional family lives, or
how lonely or alienated
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we each feel, we find some sort
of common ground, and end up
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as BFFs. Okay? So let us
understand, there is no "us"
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There is no "we." Because I
don't do "we." I just do "me."
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Well then, I'm out like a boner
in sweatpants!
259
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Carlos, you call my P-O, yet?
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God Damn it, Carlos! Between
you, and the cast of
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" Less Than Zero," I'm going
to snap, man!
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Shit! Carlos? Look. You
gotta call my... uh...
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Officer Lewis okay?
And tell him
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You dropped something.
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You may want to grab it or one of
these uber-sized roaches will eat it.
266
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Looks official. Can I read it?
267
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Uh...
268
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I think I should start
on the assignment.
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This library really is
haunted you know?
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Right. I'll be careful.
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If you came in here to jerk off,
I won't tell.
272
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But you gotta let me watch.
273
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,605
C'mon, can't I get a
repeat performance?!
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That's not how it happened!
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Jeez, I was just kidding.
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Prior to the eighteenth century,
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the tribe inhabited much
of northern Texas.
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During the Lipan's history,
they have engaged in extremely
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violent battles with a number
of opposing forces
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in attempt to maintain
their land.
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Can I borrow a pen?
282
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No. No you cannot.
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The legends of the Lipan Apache
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are pivotal to understanding
their spiritual connection
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Ms. Gleason?
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Yes, Matthew.
287
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Can I go to the bathroom?
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Make it quick please.
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The legends of the Lipan Apache
are pivotal to understanding the
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Veronica. Office, now!
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00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:19,819
Shit.
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Thank you... Max.
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The legends of the Lipan apache
are pivotal to
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understanding their spiritual
connection to the land.
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Due to the fact that the entire
tribe was nearly exterminated,
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there is almost no ethnographic
or scientific information
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about them.
298
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You did that on purpose.
299
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:49,345
She deserved it. Okay?
She deserves a lot worse.
300
00:20:49,346 --> 00:20:53,950
It used to be our parents' jobs
made them boring and mean.
301
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,819
But now, we're boring and mean.
302
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:02,792
I'm not boring. I'm bored. And
my parents are dead.
303
00:21:03,493 --> 00:21:04,561
So are mine.
304
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,085
God. Stupid.
305
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:50,866
See? I told you! She's crazy!
306
00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:53,005
turn it off.
307
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:55,940
Bring the dancing girl to my
office.
308
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,613
I'll deal with the pervert.
309
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,114
No. Uh. It's not
310
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Don't touch me sticky boy!
My office!
311
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:08,183
It's just my zip My Office!
312
00:23:08,184 --> 00:23:10,154
I will not have you skanking it
up in my classroom!
313
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,988
Get off that desk!
314
00:23:11,989 --> 00:23:13,656
The remix is way better.
315
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:16,125
Word. Gotta love the YouTube.
316
00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:19,629
Not as much as my father's
law firm. He's going
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00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:23,634
to make a mint suing them.
And whoever uploaded that video.
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00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:27,770
I know that everyone at
Crestview thinks I'm Arrogant
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00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:32,174
Smarter, than everyone else.
And I am. But when you
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00:23:32,175 --> 00:23:36,712
deal with as many haters as
I do, it taxes your nerves.
321
00:23:36,713 --> 00:23:39,914
Interesting. Stress leads to
"Girls Gone Wild."
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00:23:39,915 --> 00:23:40,716
Look who's talking.
323
00:23:40,717 --> 00:23:41,919
Look who's stripping.
324
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,220
Ooooh.
325
00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:46,490
Practicing witchcraft might make
someone a freak but not a slut.
326
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:47,223
Right.
327
00:23:47,224 --> 00:23:49,558
But I might be both.
328
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:50,693
Cool.
329
00:23:50,694 --> 00:23:52,694
But you telling me, that you
get one little catty
330
00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:54,196
note too many. It's a fucking
joke!
331
00:23:54,197 --> 00:23:57,632
Look. I'm telling all of you,
like I told Dr. Day,
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00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:00,702
like I told the school board,
I've been stressed!
333
00:24:00,703 --> 00:24:03,207
And on the advice of a
really, really, really
334
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:08,210
expensive lawyer,
I've said all I can say.
335
00:24:08,211 --> 00:24:10,613
I know, right? And she's the
fucking nerd of this party.
336
00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:13,250
And you're the fucking freak
who says she talks to corpse.
337
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,951
Obviously. She's talking to you.
338
00:24:15,952 --> 00:24:19,623
Aww... You two.
Metal and Goth come together
339
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,222
in the haunted library.
It's really sweet.
340
00:24:21,223 --> 00:24:25,962
Don't patronize me, bitch. My parents
are not on your mommy's pay roll.
341
00:24:27,064 --> 00:24:28,130
And this place is haunted, and
everybody knows it.
342
00:24:28,131 --> 00:24:31,065
It happened last year when
that old dude died.
343
00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:33,969
My first year at Crestview, and
the school fucks over
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00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:36,574
this geriatric Indian, to take
his house.
345
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:41,111
Then demolishes it to
build, this.
346
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:46,982
Really? An Indian? You know
and "Indian" Indian?
347
00:24:46,983 --> 00:24:49,119
Strange, but true, Scooby-Doo.
348
00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:53,657
And ever since then, this entire
school has been cursed.
349
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,693
All that haunted library shit
is shit.
350
00:25:00,196 --> 00:25:02,131
You afraid of ghosts, tough guy?
351
00:25:02,132 --> 00:25:05,633
You know this cast is going to come
off one day, right, tough guy?
352
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:09,173
We could find out if this place is
cursed if you really wanted to.
353
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,039
How?
354
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,308
Yes.
355
00:25:12,309 --> 00:25:14,143
Howwww?
356
00:25:14,144 --> 00:25:17,582
Wow. Jesus fucking christ.
357
00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:36,701
The pictures are
familiar to the spirit.
358
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,672
Spread them on the table.
359
00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:43,272
They look really angry.
360
00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:47,310
I would be too. Since this guy,
General Andrew Winston Clark,
361
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:51,314
stole some land from an Apache
tribe, back in the 1870s.
362
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:53,084
Land that became Crestview.
363
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:56,321
Clark? Any kin to you?
364
00:25:58,321 --> 00:26:02,258
No way. This guy led a whole
calvary into battle.
365
00:26:02,259 --> 00:26:05,128
But he did steal the land and
kill a bunch of natives.
366
00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:07,329
So, it's a tough call.
367
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,833
Do you really worship the devil?
368
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:12,802
I do not worship the devil.
369
00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:14,671
I just promote him.
370
00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:18,141
Okay. Everyone, open your minds
and your thoughts.
371
00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:21,077
Pretend you're in one of D-Day's
bullshit new age therapy sessions.
372
00:26:21,078 --> 00:26:24,079
Relax your mind, Mr. Cook.
373
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,018
And tell me what you feel and what
you see, and Oh my God. Those tests.
374
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:30,787
His psych evals are
ridiculously in-depth.
375
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,689
I saw boobs. And rock.
376
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,355
Awesome. Who wants
to be the medium?
377
00:26:34,356 --> 00:26:35,457
Aren't you the medium?
378
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,191
I can't be the medium,
I'm the guide. Someone else
379
00:26:37,192 --> 00:26:39,329
has to be the medium, and so,
Tricia's the medium.
380
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:41,230
What? Me?
381
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:45,710
Look, if you guys are really
scared, we don't have to Scared?
382
00:26:45,736 --> 00:26:48,238
No, I'm not scared.
Let's do this.
383
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:51,844
Don't worry, I'll guide you as
you're channeling the spirit.
384
00:26:53,844 --> 00:26:56,747
The ringing of the bell will
signify the spirit's presence.
385
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:59,215
Everyone, join hands.
386
00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:04,855
Whatever we do, our hands must stay
clasped, to keep the circle unbroken.
387
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:09,693
Now, together,
breathe in unison.
388
00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:12,864
You okay?
389
00:27:13,864 --> 00:27:17,768
Everyone, move into a welcoming
state. Imagine a time you were
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00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:22,404
eagerly awaiting someone coming
into town: A friend, a relative.
391
00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:25,375
Then focus on the presence we
want to join us.
392
00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:28,912
We welcome you, spirit.
Are you there?
393
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,949
Tricia, tell the spirit we
feel his presence here.
394
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,951
We feel your presence here.
395
00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:38,320
Tricia, tell the spirit to
show us his presence.
396
00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:40,390
Is the presence circumcised?
397
00:27:40,391 --> 00:27:42,727
Maybe he's not packing
a very big presence.
398
00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:47,900
Tricia, tell the spirit to
show us his presence.
399
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,440
Spirit? Show us your presence.
400
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,508
Well, that was fun.
401
00:27:58,509 --> 00:28:00,310
Man, I told you, this is
some bull
402
00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,327
Keep your hands together!
Don't break the circle!
403
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:17,827
You're doing this!
This is a trick!
404
00:28:17,828 --> 00:28:20,207
No, I'm not doing anything!
405
00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:45,287
What happened?
406
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:48,490
Meg? Meg? Breathe Meg!
407
00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:49,959
Megan!
408
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,502
You don't see it?!
409
00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:03,239
Oh shit.
410
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,553
Wait. Is she? Is she really?
411
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,252
What the fuck, man?!
412
00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:19,522
Jesus, what the hell? What the
fuck is your problem, man?!?
413
00:29:19,523 --> 00:29:25,295
I'm sorry, I thought, I
thought that you guys she's,
414
00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:26,296
she's really
415
00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:30,299
Yes! She's really fucking dead,
you assholes!
416
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,367
God.
417
00:29:32,368 --> 00:29:34,304
D-Day has our phones.
418
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,970
And the construction crew is
gone during winter break.
419
00:29:35,971 --> 00:29:37,407
Everyone's gone during
winter break.
420
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:42,879
Oh shit. Out of juice. Okay. I
got maybe enough for one call.
421
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,880
9-1-1?
422
00:29:43,881 --> 00:29:46,950
Wait! If they put you on hold,
we're fucked.
423
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:50,920
Carlos. Yeah Carlos never
leaves his work.
424
00:29:50,921 --> 00:29:53,057
Carlos! Carlos, listen to me,
listen to me
425
00:29:56,894 --> 00:29:58,561
Who the fuck is Carlos?!
426
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,146
Just hit it open Craig!
427
00:30:18,147 --> 00:30:20,917
Jesus, dude, you're just gonna
split your crutch!
428
00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:21,991
Damn!
429
00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:33,273
Stop! The axe will break! Okay, these
doors are titanium steel alloy!
430
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:44,557
Hold this.
431
00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:27,650
We're trapped.
432
00:31:27,651 --> 00:31:30,385
Yeah. With it.
433
00:31:30,386 --> 00:31:33,989
Jesus, it's just the storm
messing with the lights.
434
00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:35,090
Oh yeah? What about the bell?!
435
00:31:35,091 --> 00:31:36,460
It's wind drafts blowing.
436
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,594
That was not a wind draft!
437
00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:39,296
I don't know.
438
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,530
Like he said. It was the wind.
439
00:31:41,531 --> 00:31:45,400
But I saw it! Okay! All of you
saw it and heard it, too!
440
00:31:45,401 --> 00:31:48,402
Either a fuse or a transformer
got hit and overloaded
441
00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:50,608
the lights. Okay, it makes a
low pitched wailing sound
442
00:31:51,008 --> 00:31:52,240
like we heard in the room.
443
00:31:52,241 --> 00:31:55,679
Please stop debating light
distortions and sound waves,
444
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,647
and figure out what
we're going to do!
445
00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:01,531
I don't know.
Let's check our backpacks.
446
00:32:15,531 --> 00:32:16,466
What is this?
447
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,135
Uh, that?
448
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:28,546
Study hall can be so boring.
449
00:32:29,546 --> 00:32:35,352
I got a cable wire.
I got nothin'
450
00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:38,653
What's this?
451
00:32:38,654 --> 00:32:40,056
What is that?
452
00:32:40,057 --> 00:32:43,459
Perhaps a letter of commendation?
453
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:47,094
Crest-peww mails them to all
their future world leaders.
454
00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:48,198
What's the matter?
You don't trust me?
455
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,231
Do I need to?
456
00:32:49,232 --> 00:32:51,066
It couldn't hurt.
457
00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:53,268
Yes it would.
458
00:32:53,269 --> 00:32:56,072
Tricia? Your backpack?
459
00:32:56,073 --> 00:32:57,472
A backpack?
460
00:32:57,473 --> 00:33:00,682
- Just take it out.
- What do you have?
461
00:33:05,682 --> 00:33:10,625
Ooh!
Ahh...
462
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,162
Hey! Hey!
463
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:21,766
Oh my goodness!
464
00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:25,702
You know we've got bigger stuff
to deal with than judging you.
465
00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:28,654
Holy shit, I am so relieved.
Really!
466
00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:47,222
You sneaky little mother fu...
467
00:33:47,223 --> 00:33:49,757
I don't know how it got in
there! I swear I didn't take it!
468
00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:52,727
Last week, in the lunchroom,
like that, you didn't take it?
469
00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:54,261
I don't know what
he's talking about!
470
00:33:54,262 --> 00:33:55,162
Alright, don't listen to him!
471
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:56,133
He's not a good person!
472
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,201
I'm talking about this!
In the lunchroom.
473
00:33:59,202 --> 00:34:01,642
I figured out what you pulled.
474
00:34:05,642 --> 00:34:08,210
Hey! Watch it!
475
00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:11,147
Sorry!
476
00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:12,782
- Hey, can I get a napkin?
- No.
477
00:34:12,783 --> 00:34:18,754
Hey, listen, asshole!
I just want a napkin.
478
00:34:18,755 --> 00:34:20,823
Oh. Sorry.
479
00:34:20,824 --> 00:34:23,860
A leader remains calm in the
face of adversity, Mister Clark.
480
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,129
And I am.
Just like you taught me.
481
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:28,698
Excellent.
482
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,200
Veronica! Office! Now!
483
00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:33,235
Look. It wasn't her fault. Okay?
It was an accident.
484
00:34:33,236 --> 00:34:36,139
- She didn't mean to do it.
- No. She did. She always means it.
485
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,207
And what about Megan? Hmm?
486
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,842
Was her strip show one of your
Leadership Mantras?
487
00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:43,612
A detention does seem rather
trite, but I'm afraid her father
488
00:34:43,613 --> 00:34:44,748
carries a certain amount
of influence.
489
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,884
However, if you are able to
earn early acceptance to
490
00:34:48,885 --> 00:34:52,287
Harvard as did Miss McDurst,
then perhaps I can discuss
491
00:34:52,288 --> 00:34:54,326
reducing your chores with
Headmaster Nash.
492
00:34:56,326 --> 00:34:57,827
Thanks D-Day.
I'd appreciate that.
493
00:34:57,828 --> 00:35:01,196
Right, then, I'll be off.
494
00:35:01,197 --> 00:35:04,798
I believe I read something
about a General Clark once.
495
00:35:04,799 --> 00:35:06,867
Apparently, he was a
most capable leader.
496
00:35:06,868 --> 00:35:07,735
Who knows maybe
497
00:35:07,736 --> 00:35:09,273
Maybe it skips a generation?
498
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,473
Perhaps.
499
00:35:10,474 --> 00:35:14,676
Although, he wasn't very
popular with the locals either.
500
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:15,878
Excuse me. Find your seats.
501
00:35:15,879 --> 00:35:17,031
Hey!
502
00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:36,606
Hey!
503
00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:45,914
That dude stole my soup.
504
00:36:12,768 --> 00:36:13,805
Ahhhhhhhhh!
505
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:18,941
Where you rushing off to?
506
00:36:18,942 --> 00:36:21,810
Mister Clark! Here at Crestview
507
00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:25,814
we frown upon attacking
the retarded students.
508
00:36:25,815 --> 00:36:27,850
He's not retarded. I was
509
00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:28,984
I was just
510
00:36:28,985 --> 00:36:30,954
You were just on your way
to my office Mister Clark.
511
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:34,723
But Tarek stole my soup!
512
00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:38,861
You stole food from a wheelchair
bound retarded boy.
513
00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:40,696
I'm not retarded!
514
00:36:40,697 --> 00:36:42,000
Of course not. Good for you.
515
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,834
Mister Clark! Let's go!
516
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:45,968
You too!
517
00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:46,968
Are you okay?
518
00:36:46,969 --> 00:36:47,903
That has to be the most
519
00:36:47,904 --> 00:36:50,704
bullshit story I've ever heard
in my life.
520
00:36:50,705 --> 00:36:51,809
You believe me, right?
521
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:54,378
I only saw you tackle the
retarded kid.
522
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,446
I swear! I did not take
Megan's inhaler!
523
00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:58,914
He's the criminal. Not me!
524
00:36:58,915 --> 00:37:02,417
Then why wasn't the inhaler in
my backpack?
525
00:37:02,418 --> 00:37:04,818
Perhaps, there have been things
that have recently
526
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:06,420
caused me some stress. Okay?
527
00:37:06,421 --> 00:37:09,791
And I may or may not have always
acted rationally.
528
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,860
Okay. You!- all of you-don't understand.
529
00:37:11,861 --> 00:37:13,528
You don't understand my father.
Okay?
530
00:37:13,529 --> 00:37:17,333
He does not tolerate failure.
I must get into a good school.
531
00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:18,868
So you're saying
532
00:37:18,869 --> 00:37:21,735
What I'm saying is that today,
in this library,
533
00:37:21,736 --> 00:37:22,970
I did not steal Megan's inhaler.
534
00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:26,342
What I'm saying is, how did it
get in your fucking backpack?!
535
00:37:26,343 --> 00:37:27,410
I don't know!
536
00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:32,747
Sha-zam! The Crest-pew
Intranet in full effect!
537
00:37:32,748 --> 00:37:36,387
Took some digging in the local
papers, but I found our dead Indian.
538
00:37:38,387 --> 00:37:42,325
Jacob Rainwater? Not much of an
obituary.
539
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:45,328
Rainwater is survived by one
family member
540
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,929
prior to the city taking
possession of his home, he was
541
00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:50,333
housed at the local psychiatric
ward for a month, before he
542
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,901
jumped out a window.
543
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:56,104
The city of Crestview has been declared
executor for the Rainwater estate.
544
00:37:56,105 --> 00:37:59,039
Wouldn't next of kin take
possession of his house?
545
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,845
It's Crestview. Property taxes reside
somewhere in Never-Never Land.
546
00:38:02,846 --> 00:38:05,514
I doubt any of his kin is a
real high roller.
547
00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:08,551
Poor old guy died broke
and alone.
548
00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:11,386
I bet you can relate, huh?
549
00:38:11,387 --> 00:38:14,857
Look, all of this is
just a coincidence.
550
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,791
I don't believe in coincidences.
551
00:38:16,792 --> 00:38:19,429
Neither do I. And there is no
such thing as ghosts.
552
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:22,364
Exactly. And thank you.
553
00:38:22,365 --> 00:38:26,935
And fuck you for the shit you
said before that.
554
00:38:26,936 --> 00:38:28,205
All of us were in that room!
555
00:38:29,005 --> 00:38:33,408
We were all holding hands!
I did not steal her inhaler.
556
00:38:33,409 --> 00:38:35,949
Maybe Tarek is
telling the truth!
557
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:44,888
The lights, the bell, the draft,
all of those fucking roaches.
558
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,958
Something is in here... with us.
559
00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:56,499
It's him. It's Rainwater.
He's here.
560
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,101
Or, it's just the storm
messing with
561
00:39:02,539 --> 00:39:07,465
A wind draft!
562
00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:34,601
I've got to get out of here. I
gotta get out of here right now.
563
00:39:34,602 --> 00:39:36,005
You're not going anywhere!
564
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:38,640
Can't you just get rid of it?!
565
00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:42,050
It's not like your last
pregnancy, okay?
566
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:52,989
That was me, you assholes!
Up here! Look what I found!
567
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:58,627
Wow! It's a convincing, logical
end to this argument!
568
00:39:58,628 --> 00:40:02,964
This is the sound ghosts make
to scare douchebags!
569
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:08,865
oooooooh, douchebaaags, oooaaa,
Judas Priest.
570
00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:22,184
Air flows from the outside
vent right into this room,
571
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:25,053
which means there might
be a way out.
572
00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:27,655
It's a maze up there, but I
think this duct may empty
573
00:40:27,656 --> 00:40:30,258
out into the vent right above
the parking lot.
574
00:40:30,259 --> 00:40:33,561
So we go get my cable wire, tie
it around someone's waist,
575
00:40:33,562 --> 00:40:35,699
and follow our way back
to the vents.
576
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,066
Meaning your waist.
577
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,101
Who elected him leader?
578
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,734
You did.
579
00:40:39,735 --> 00:40:41,136
Injured.
580
00:40:41,137 --> 00:40:42,370
Hamas.
581
00:40:42,371 --> 00:40:45,206
Scared and worthless, and that's
before any of this happened.
582
00:40:45,207 --> 00:40:49,211
And, it's a toss up. Either
"can't fit" or "too fuckin' stupid."
583
00:40:49,212 --> 00:40:52,046
Your choice.
584
00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:55,084
- Bitch!
- Shut up, Craig. She's right!
585
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:57,188
I never said I was going
back in there.
586
00:40:59,188 --> 00:41:01,255
Look, you may or may
not be sane.
587
00:41:01,256 --> 00:41:03,691
And maybe you're not related to
any famous Generals,
588
00:41:03,692 --> 00:41:06,096
but if any of D-Day's poking and
prodding has helped
589
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:10,031
release a new and improved Matt
Clark, I need him.
590
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:12,666
You've been up there once,
you can do it again.
591
00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:16,172
If you don't go, who knows how
long we'd be stuck here.
592
00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,239
Trust me, Matt.
593
00:41:26,715 --> 00:41:30,322
Ugh. I've got to get myself
to the hospital.
594
00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:35,156
I would take you,
but I have deliveries.
595
00:41:35,157 --> 00:41:36,225
Deliveries?
596
00:41:36,226 --> 00:41:38,298
Yeah. Maintenance and
deliveries. That's my job.
597
00:41:42,298 --> 00:41:43,399
No, no, no, Max.
598
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,106
You need to stay here and keep
an eye on the kids.
599
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:55,012
Max! Dr. Day! Max!
Max! Up here!
600
00:41:56,012 --> 00:41:57,012
I'll be quick.
601
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,051
I'll hold the fort.
602
00:42:03,052 --> 00:42:06,827
Up here! Maaaax!
603
00:42:37,654 --> 00:42:40,321
Ahhhhhhh.
604
00:42:40,322 --> 00:42:45,708
Ewww. Gawww. Ewwww. Ugghhh.
605
00:43:29,438 --> 00:43:31,717
Oh shit!
606
00:44:14,717 --> 00:44:16,751
Someone got a nasty
progress report.
607
00:44:16,752 --> 00:44:18,221
That's not what you think.
608
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:23,158
Really? Because I think it's your
transcripts from a local hoosegow.
609
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:25,959
f we could call the cops would
your parole officer tell
610
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,896
us why your record's
been sealed?
611
00:44:27,897 --> 00:44:30,466
It was sealed because
I was a minor.
612
00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:33,767
And it was a juvenile detention
facility. Not jail.
613
00:44:33,768 --> 00:44:35,936
And I did my time. Okay? So if
you guys are
614
00:44:35,937 --> 00:44:38,311
waiting for some big
reveal, forget it!
615
00:44:42,311 --> 00:44:46,915
In juvee, were you raped?
616
00:44:46,916 --> 00:44:48,216
Like a lot?
617
00:44:48,217 --> 00:44:51,820
I told you. He's a fucking liar
and anything but a good person!
618
00:44:51,821 --> 00:44:54,455
Shut up terrorist!
619
00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:56,992
Placed under the same scrutiny
of the law that I was
620
00:44:56,993 --> 00:44:58,893
You'd be stoned to death.
621
00:44:58,894 --> 00:45:02,196
You crackhead. You'd get the
needle.
622
00:45:02,197 --> 00:45:03,800
You'd die alone in your cell.
623
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:09,405
And you? You would be hanged.
Oh, and I'd enjoy it!
624
00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:31,327
Excuse me. Do you have any Katy
Perry or Britney Spears?
625
00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:35,430
Oh, let me check.
Oh, no sorry I don't!
626
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:38,938
Who doesn't have any Katy Perry
or Britney Spears?
627
00:45:41,938 --> 00:45:47,276
Jesus. Everybody wants something
from someone at this school.
628
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:49,477
I don't want anything from you.
629
00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:53,582
Really? Why not?
630
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:56,420
Because I don't think
anything will help.
631
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,957
Ay ay ay, I hate this mascot
shit.
632
00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,407
Move!
633
00:46:18,407 --> 00:46:19,409
Damn! Tricia?!
634
00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:21,910
What?
635
00:46:21,911 --> 00:46:23,980
When I said I wanted a
bitch with me on stage,
636
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:28,082
I meant my bitch.
637
00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:31,053
Not the bitch.
638
00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:33,055
What can I say Craig?
639
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,858
CrestView demands a strong
Indian Princess. And that's me.
640
00:46:36,859 --> 00:46:39,025
It's not like your mother had
anything to do with the voting.
641
00:46:39,026 --> 00:46:42,530
Ugh. If voting actually worked,
Crestview would make it illegal.
642
00:46:42,531 --> 00:46:45,568
This entire school is about you.
Every year. Every day.
643
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:49,576
Let me have my day.
I'm just saying.
644
00:46:53,576 --> 00:46:57,345
You really don't get it do you?
See, I thought my mother
645
00:46:57,346 --> 00:47:00,119
and her associates made it
perfectly clear to you.
646
00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:08,589
Everyone has scars. I know how
you got yours.
647
00:47:08,590 --> 00:47:11,493
What if everyone else did?
648
00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:13,896
How does it feel knowing your
entire life has been bought?
649
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:17,633
I don't know, Craig. Why don't
you ask your daddy.
650
00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:20,435
My mother bought him a
long time ago.
651
00:47:20,436 --> 00:47:26,414
So, I'd be very careful what
you say and who you say it to.
652
00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:34,348
Poor old Governor Wilkes.
653
00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:37,945
Always propping up that hole
in her billfold!
654
00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:06,113
Apaches, let's show some school
spirit for Headmaster Nash!
655
00:48:06,114 --> 00:48:08,116
Boo!
656
00:48:08,117 --> 00:48:11,585
Thank you! Now it is time
657
00:48:11,586 --> 00:48:14,523
Now it is time to play a song
for the guy who
658
00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:18,702
said he doesn't want anything
from me.
659
00:48:26,702 --> 00:48:31,138
Students! Take a good
look at Miss Harmon.
660
00:48:31,139 --> 00:48:34,408
Don't end up like her!
661
00:48:34,409 --> 00:48:35,701
Max!
662
00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:01,215
Tricia! Tricia! Tricia! Tricia!
663
00:49:46,215 --> 00:49:49,619
One guess who put the bowl of
punch above the stage.
664
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,559
One guess.
665
00:49:56,559 --> 00:49:57,658
Craig?
666
00:49:57,659 --> 00:50:00,495
What?
667
00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:04,232
Well, you don't actually.
You actually believe him?
668
00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:05,700
He's a jailrat!
669
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:07,301
He's a piece of shit!
670
00:50:07,302 --> 00:50:11,272
He's a broke little bitch.
He's undercrust! He's
671
00:50:11,273 --> 00:50:13,707
A guy with proof.
672
00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:15,643
Is that your dick?
673
00:50:15,644 --> 00:50:17,245
That's my zipper.
674
00:50:17,246 --> 00:50:19,282
Okay. Good. 'Cause for a
second I thought.
675
00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:24,798
And our next feature
presentation?
676
00:50:36,798 --> 00:50:41,268
Aww, you two. Deception meets
bitterness in the haunted library.
677
00:50:41,269 --> 00:50:44,537
Bastard! Why the fuck would you
do that to me Craig?
678
00:50:44,538 --> 00:50:46,809
Why the fuck did you do
that to me? Answer me!
679
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,315
Okay. Hey!
680
00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:57,319
You think you hate me because
I'm rich, popular, and banging a
681
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,622
different bitch every weekend.
But that's not why you hate me.
682
00:51:01,623 --> 00:51:04,292
I think that's why I hate you.
683
00:51:04,293 --> 00:51:09,196
No. You hate me because
I have options.
684
00:51:09,197 --> 00:51:11,567
Any virtue you might have,
is because your options
685
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:15,837
are limited. Maybe you're not
such a gangster after all.
686
00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:20,142
Maybe because you can't afford
it!
687
00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:24,846
Well, that's actually kind of
insightful asshole!
688
00:51:24,847 --> 00:51:28,582
Exactly. Two pretentious
assholes Shut up!
689
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,717
Both of you are just as
pretentious as we are.
690
00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:34,255
Your ordinary little friends would slit
your throats for hanging out with us.
691
00:51:34,256 --> 00:51:36,222
And you'd slit your own
throats before letting anyone
692
00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:38,360
know how ordinary
you really are.
693
00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:39,395
Fuck you!
694
00:51:39,396 --> 00:51:41,197
Why? Because he's wrong?
Or because he's right?
695
00:51:41,198 --> 00:51:42,730
Not you.
696
00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,298
Not this broke mother fucker.
697
00:51:44,299 --> 00:51:46,333
Or some coke head queen who gets
a Kool-Aid cum stain
698
00:51:46,334 --> 00:51:48,871
on their dress is worth
me getting upset.
699
00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:52,640
I'm getting out of here.
That's my focus.
700
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:55,609
And none of you are worth
the distraction.
701
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:57,880
I don't think our ghost
cares about your personal
702
00:51:57,881 --> 00:51:59,915
goals and failures, hotshot.
703
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:03,651
Good. Because he's a
shitty lay.
704
00:52:03,652 --> 00:52:05,287
Whatever.
705
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:06,922
And one seriously dumb nigger.
706
00:52:08,356 --> 00:52:10,725
That was so not Twilight.
707
00:52:10,726 --> 00:52:12,627
Bitch! I will fuck you up!
708
00:52:12,628 --> 00:52:13,860
Whoa! Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough!
709
00:52:13,861 --> 00:52:14,998
Get your hands off.
710
00:52:14,999 --> 00:52:20,935
Stop it! Back off you two! God!
You are both just you
711
00:52:21,836 --> 00:52:24,838
And there's no turning back! Do
you really believe your
712
00:52:24,839 --> 00:52:27,842
parents' money can buy you out of who
you are and the shit that you do?
713
00:52:29,644 --> 00:52:34,381
Check it out: A second class
criminal lecturing me on morality.
714
00:52:34,382 --> 00:52:38,653
I've been smelling your bullshit
since we walked in here.
715
00:52:38,654 --> 00:52:44,594
I saw the detention list this
morning. Your name wasn't on it.
716
00:52:46,295 --> 00:52:52,201
Why are you in here? With us?
C'mon, you can tell me
717
00:52:53,802 --> 00:52:59,702
Juvee, Jailbird, Gangsta, What
did they lock you up for?
718
00:53:02,978 --> 00:53:05,947
You know, the next time a
guidance counselor
719
00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:08,950
tells you to "just be yourself"
720
00:53:08,951 --> 00:53:10,051
Don't.
721
00:53:12,954 --> 00:53:18,427
Wai, wai, wai, wai, wait!
Where is Tarek?
722
00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:24,732
Sneaky little mother fucker!
723
00:53:24,733 --> 00:53:30,633
Well, he is Arab. Or Armenian?
Or something with curly pubes.
724
00:53:33,876 --> 00:53:36,710
Yeah, fuck it!
725
00:53:36,711 --> 00:53:38,214
That little guy was
scared shitless.
726
00:53:39,014 --> 00:53:43,994
But he still went for it. It's
not like he saw a floor plan.
727
00:53:51,994 --> 00:53:54,501
Tarek's dad built this place!
728
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,807
Pull up that article about
Rainwater's house.
729
00:54:11,012 --> 00:54:14,783
On behalf of the city, McDurst
& DeLaney filed suit
730
00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:17,485
to acquire said residence
from the deceased.
731
00:54:17,486 --> 00:54:18,752
McDurst?
732
00:54:18,753 --> 00:54:20,355
Megan's father.
733
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:22,391
And the city councilman
who drove the
734
00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:26,696
ordinance against Rainwater?
735
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:32,201
And since mommy owns everyone's daddy,
what part did she play in all this? Hmm?
736
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:36,837
Jesus, Matt! Didn't you see the
sign outside? Who do you think
737
00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:39,441
this library is named after?
738
00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:41,441
The school gets a new library.
739
00:54:41,442 --> 00:54:43,978
Our parents get guarantees
we graduate.
740
00:54:43,979 --> 00:54:45,514
No matter what.
741
00:54:47,349 --> 00:54:51,819
With honors, I'm sure. Still
think this is a coincidence?
742
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:54,855
I don't know. But man,
743
00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:57,090
their parents are way bigger
douchebags than I thought!
744
00:54:57,091 --> 00:54:59,025
At least they can afford to
keep us out of the joint.
745
00:54:59,026 --> 00:55:01,996
Right. But your parents are still way
bigger douchebags than he thought.
746
00:55:01,997 --> 00:55:04,102
God. As soon as I get out
of this fucking hellhole,
747
00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:05,600
I'm going to call my parole officer.
748
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:20,982
Oh my God! It's him! Craig?
749
00:55:20,983 --> 00:55:22,984
Craig! No!
750
00:55:22,985 --> 00:55:24,889
I'm not fucking around!
751
00:55:26,889 --> 00:55:28,489
I know this is a trick!
752
00:55:28,490 --> 00:55:29,958
Then why do you have a gun?
753
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,625
Because he's scared!
754
00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:35,461
Because he knows that this whole
fucking place is cursed!
755
00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:38,836
This place is not cursed! There
is no such thing as ghosts!
756
00:55:41,836 --> 00:55:43,445
Fuck!
757
00:56:22,545 --> 00:56:27,019
Help! Matt! Matt!
758
00:56:31,019 --> 00:56:36,991
they gave the last full measure
of devotion. That we here highly
759
00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:38,627
It's the storm messing
with the lights.
760
00:56:39,027 --> 00:56:44,927
Shall not have died in
vain that this nation under God.
761
00:56:47,503 --> 00:56:51,039
I'm way more impressed with that
Hologram-o thingy now.
762
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:55,910
Holy shit! Can we get the
fuck out of here please?
763
00:56:55,911 --> 00:56:56,918
Mother fucker!
764
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:17,565
Whatever you are, whatever you
want, it wasn't me!
765
00:57:18,934 --> 00:57:21,502
Alright, You want revenge?!
766
00:57:21,503 --> 00:57:24,671
Go find my father! Go Kill him!
767
00:57:24,672 --> 00:57:28,152
He's the one that made the deal
with the school! Not me!
768
00:58:07,181 --> 00:58:11,121
Okay. You go find Tricia.
And I'll get Craig.
769
00:58:13,121 --> 00:58:14,260
Oh!
770
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:55,061
He fell, He fell down the steps!
He fell down the steps!
771
00:58:55,062 --> 00:58:56,298
You, you fucking killed him!
772
00:58:56,299 --> 00:59:01,301
No! He was shooting the gun. I
was trying to make him stop!
773
00:59:01,302 --> 00:59:05,707
No! Please! Stop!
774
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:09,176
Please! I'm fucking scared, man.
775
00:59:09,177 --> 00:59:15,150
Of what? Ghosts? Ghosts?
Are you kidding me?!
776
00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:20,255
The fucking scariest thing at
this school is you!
777
00:59:59,427 --> 01:00:00,427
Eeuuhh!
778
01:00:09,871 --> 01:00:15,771
Okay. Tricia took some pills
that she had she's less, Tricia.
779
01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:20,715
Good. 'Cause if I start
screaming, I don't need
780
01:00:20,716 --> 01:00:24,852
some crazy bitch screaming
over my screaming.
781
01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:29,122
You seem pretty chill now.
782
01:00:29,123 --> 01:00:31,125
Oh, no thanks!
783
01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:35,395
Sorry I blew your cover. I'm
just, freakin' out and
784
01:00:35,396 --> 01:00:36,897
Don't sweat it.
785
01:00:36,898 --> 01:00:40,201
Bad news travels fast
at Crestview.
786
01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:43,837
It took them a while to
kick you out.
787
01:00:43,838 --> 01:00:49,143
You know about those aptitude tests that
they give the students at Crestview?
788
01:00:49,144 --> 01:00:50,143
Twenty nine.
789
01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:51,279
Thirty five.
790
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,412
But, that's a perfect score.
791
01:00:52,413 --> 01:00:54,282
Yeah, I work on carburetors
and shit.
792
01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:55,317
Hmm.
793
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:58,291
And apparently, the school's average
needed a little help this year.
794
01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:05,393
By the way, your name was not on
the detention list this morning.
795
01:01:05,394 --> 01:01:06,328
I thought
796
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,896
You thought you'd weasel your
way in here
797
01:01:08,897 --> 01:01:13,167
and give everyone the finger.
And then what?
798
01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:15,268
I don't know.
799
01:01:15,269 --> 01:01:19,741
I don't know. It was pretty
dumb, I guess.
800
01:01:19,742 --> 01:01:20,776
Yep.
801
01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:25,312
Yeah not as dumb though
as ghosts and demons and
802
01:01:25,313 --> 01:01:27,814
Indian curses.
803
01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:33,787
But even if you don't believe in
ghosts and demons.
804
01:01:34,188 --> 01:01:35,823
Just be careful.
805
01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:40,928
Yeah, I'll make sure to keep any
accidents away from you.
806
01:01:40,929 --> 01:01:45,799
I didn't know Clarks possessed
such strong leadership skills.
807
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,470
Yeah. I must be rising to
the occasion.
808
01:01:49,471 --> 01:01:52,244
I know. I can feel it against
my thigh.
809
01:01:55,244 --> 01:02:00,214
Oh sorry. I hate those
fucking things.
810
01:02:00,215 --> 01:02:04,820
I'm just scared and well
you wanna fuck?
811
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:43,561
There's someone outside!
That's my mother's Town Car!
812
01:02:45,561 --> 01:02:47,562
It's the Janitor!
813
01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:48,895
Max?
814
01:02:48,896 --> 01:02:49,930
Yeah.
815
01:02:49,931 --> 01:02:51,000
Max! Max!
816
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,267
- Max!
- Max! Max!
817
01:02:54,268 --> 01:02:55,521
Max!
818
01:04:19,521 --> 01:04:20,492
Ahhhh.
819
01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:42,676
Dude.
820
01:04:42,677 --> 01:04:44,384
Wow, Jesus Fucking Christ!
821
01:05:25,186 --> 01:05:28,189
Thirty four.
822
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,689
Thirty four?
823
01:05:29,690 --> 01:05:35,664
The entrance exam. I scored
thirty-four.
824
01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:42,503
Well done. You like to work on
carburetors for fun, too?
825
01:05:43,204 --> 01:05:46,708
That's supposed to be funny,
right?! Because I don't even
826
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:52,614
know what a carburetor is! No
matter how hard I try,
827
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:58,451
my mother would never trust me
to do anything on my own.
828
01:05:58,452 --> 01:06:02,589
All those people who work for
her, she treats them like
829
01:06:02,590 --> 01:06:07,060
property. She treats me the
same way.
830
01:06:07,061 --> 01:06:08,197
Where's Veronica?
831
01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:11,799
I begged my mother to let
Rainwater keep his house.
832
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,268
I told her I could graduate
without this fucking library.
833
01:06:14,269 --> 01:06:17,805
Tricia! Where's Veronica?!
834
01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:20,208
She just looked at me with
contempt.
835
01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:21,808
You know what?
836
01:06:21,809 --> 01:06:25,079
You and your mom sound like the
exact same person to me.
837
01:06:44,065 --> 01:06:46,634
I have to leave, Matt.
838
01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:48,271
No problem, I got it.
839
01:06:50,271 --> 01:06:54,642
Hey! Could you um.
840
01:06:54,643 --> 01:06:55,576
No!
841
01:06:55,577 --> 01:06:58,712
No.
The paint bucket!
842
01:06:58,713 --> 01:07:02,722
Oh Uh, No!
843
01:07:08,722 --> 01:07:13,160
Tricia, these two are starting
to crack.
844
01:07:13,161 --> 01:07:15,229
No one knows dick.
845
01:07:15,230 --> 01:07:17,766
We're out of here in 6 months.
What's the problem?
846
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:21,701
Look! I got into Harvard by
myself. I don't need your
847
01:07:21,702 --> 01:07:25,539
parents' donation to Crestview.
Or my parents' donation.
848
01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:28,308
Or my parents for that matter.
849
01:07:28,309 --> 01:07:32,745
Wow. And I thought
you were smart.
850
01:07:32,746 --> 01:07:36,152
But really you're
just opinionated.
851
01:07:37,152 --> 01:07:38,685
Thank you, Veronica.
852
01:07:38,686 --> 01:07:39,688
You know I was thinking
853
01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:42,790
Veronica. Office. Now!
854
01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:46,127
Girls! Letters are here!
855
01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:52,034
Whooo! Whooo! Letter!!!!
Tricia! Come on!!
856
01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:54,701
Goodie! "Letters!"
857
01:07:54,702 --> 01:08:00,207
Because nothing is more fun
than spelling shit. Seriously.
858
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:04,879
Guys! We say nothing.
We graduate. Go to college.
859
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:09,582
And move on with our kick ass
fucking lives. Got it?!
860
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:12,919
Letters! Everybody!
The Letters!!!
861
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:18,896
You're "A" Darcy. "P" is for
you. There you go. And "E!"
862
01:08:22,796 --> 01:08:27,401
Claire is Captain, Tricia!
So she is always in the center.
863
01:08:27,402 --> 01:08:30,837
So she is always the big "C."
864
01:08:30,838 --> 01:08:34,742
Everyone knows you're an "H."
865
01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:36,942
I get my trust fund
after college.
866
01:08:36,943 --> 01:08:39,213
I don't need this coming back
to bite me on the ass.
867
01:08:39,214 --> 01:08:42,349
What do you want us to do?
Turn Tricia in?
868
01:08:42,350 --> 01:08:45,418
I say we let Governor Wilkes do
what she does best:
869
01:08:45,419 --> 01:08:48,620
Take money. Throw it at a
problem. Make it go away.
870
01:08:48,621 --> 01:08:51,924
Or perhaps not. I heard her
mother kicked Tricia out.
871
01:08:51,925 --> 01:08:54,626
And doesn't want her coming back
home even after the election.
872
01:08:54,627 --> 01:08:56,965
Well, there you go. Even
"Attila the Hen" is sick
873
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,332
of Tricia's bullshit.
874
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:03,938
We've got our "get out of jail
free card." Let's use it!
875
01:09:03,939 --> 01:09:07,375
Fucking man up, Craig. It's not
like the cunt is going to
876
01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:09,910
get the God damn electric chair.
877
01:09:09,911 --> 01:09:14,360
And with her gone, I can keep
you company this summer.
878
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:32,260
Look, I'm not going to take you
guys down with me.
879
01:09:35,270 --> 01:09:38,340
Go get Headmaster Nash. I'll
tell him everything,
880
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:41,774
and I'll clear your names.
It's my fucking mess.
881
01:09:41,775 --> 01:09:47,681
So I'll let my mother
deal with it.
882
01:09:48,382 --> 01:09:51,721
Go! Before I change my mind.
883
01:10:27,721 --> 01:10:33,673
Tricia! Drop those backpacks!
884
01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:33,786
It never stops with that kid.
885
01:11:33,787 --> 01:11:35,855
Hey!
886
01:11:35,856 --> 01:11:39,559
My office!
887
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:43,397
So, was it stress? Or maybe
you were possessed
888
01:11:43,398 --> 01:11:45,398
by a dead Indian? Or maybe
889
01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:49,870
maybe I'm lying? Is that it,
Tricia? Am I lying?!
890
01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:53,573
Why? You have a disc
of that too?
891
01:11:53,574 --> 01:11:57,377
Yes! I did. I fucking
dropped it.
892
01:11:57,378 --> 01:12:01,849
It doesn't even matter.
Who would believe you?
893
01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:07,821
Who would believe one word you
say? This is my school.
894
01:12:08,422 --> 01:12:12,826
Everybody knows me.
And everybody loves me.
895
01:12:12,827 --> 01:12:14,962
They would be on my
side because they
896
01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:18,564
wouldn't know what
to do without me.
897
01:12:18,565 --> 01:12:24,538
It's called influence. It's
called power. You don't have
898
01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:27,408
enough of either for anyone
to believe you're right.
899
01:12:27,409 --> 01:12:32,014
I don't need to be right.
I just don't need to know you.
900
01:12:34,015 --> 01:12:35,985
Ahhh!
901
01:12:37,985 --> 01:12:41,153
You piece of shit!
Don't talk to me like that!
902
01:12:41,154 --> 01:12:44,192
You're undercrust!
Nobody talks to me like that!
903
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:45,893
Easy, Tricia!
904
01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:48,861
Don't tell me what to do!
Nobody tells me what to do!
905
01:12:48,862 --> 01:12:52,197
I'm not doing that. You can do
anything you want.
906
01:12:52,198 --> 01:12:54,034
You're God damn right, I can.
907
01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:59,038
ut Tricia if you kill him, it's
"Good bye, out-of-state college
908
01:12:59,039 --> 01:13:02,108
condo" and "Hello, mommy's
guest house."
909
01:13:02,109 --> 01:13:08,014
I mean, c'mon the scandal?
Your mom. Even if you
910
01:13:08,115 --> 01:13:11,020
were acquitted, she'd never
let you out of her sight again.
911
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,688
Which means no escape
from her and her
912
01:13:14,689 --> 01:13:16,993
Draconian parenting, right?
913
01:13:19,993 --> 01:13:25,938
That's it. Easy, Tricia.
You just won Apache Princess.
914
01:13:31,238 --> 01:13:36,643
One final "Fuck you!"
from Craig to Tricia.
915
01:13:36,644 --> 01:13:39,212
Looks like visiting hours
are over.
916
01:13:39,213 --> 01:13:43,149
For an Indian, he didn't put up
much of a fight.
917
01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:47,187
Owww! God-dammit!
918
01:13:47,188 --> 01:13:50,057
Careful, we don't want to leave
behind any physical evidence.
919
01:13:50,058 --> 01:13:52,192
God! Get that camera off of me!
920
01:13:52,193 --> 01:13:54,729
Craig, if that video ends up
on the Internet,
921
01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:58,532
my mother's going to
be more than disappointed.
922
01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:03,069
Tricia! That scarf is cashmere!
923
01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:05,705
Guys. Guys. We've got to get
out of here right now.
924
01:14:05,706 --> 01:14:08,076
Okay? The cops will be
here any minute!
925
01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:10,943
We're screwed!
926
01:14:10,944 --> 01:14:14,251
C.C. Signing off from the
14th floor!
927
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:19,051
Wow. And I thought
928
01:14:19,052 --> 01:14:21,588
Go ahead and do it. My mother's
going to cut your heart out.
929
01:14:21,589 --> 01:14:24,957
Considering this could sink her
whole battleship
930
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:28,161
she might even put me on
the payroll!
931
01:14:28,162 --> 01:14:29,362
You know what?
932
01:14:29,363 --> 01:14:35,336
I should put one through that
tiny little heart of yours.
933
01:14:36,237 --> 01:14:39,076
Yes! Yes, you should.
934
01:14:42,076 --> 01:14:45,245
But she's not worth it.
935
01:14:45,246 --> 01:14:49,018
Your leadership mantras
really suck!
936
01:14:50,018 --> 01:14:52,317
Look. I think I know
how to get rid of this
937
01:14:52,318 --> 01:14:53,652
Native American wraith.
938
01:14:53,653 --> 01:14:55,122
Veronica. There are no ghosts.
939
01:14:55,123 --> 01:15:01,029
No. He's real. He didn't care
about the money.
940
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:03,664
He just wouldn't sell.
941
01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:08,100
Look. I never held a
seance before.
942
01:15:08,101 --> 01:15:10,804
I mean not one that actually
worked.
943
01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:13,138
Okay, please. I know you think
this is all crap.
944
01:15:13,139 --> 01:15:16,610
But if this helps her from
freaking out, or acting like
945
01:15:16,611 --> 01:15:21,113
oh God, like I give a shit. But
I think this will help me.
946
01:15:21,114 --> 01:15:22,750
What do you say?
947
01:15:34,228 --> 01:15:36,831
This isn't going to work with
three people.
948
01:15:36,832 --> 01:15:41,201
It, uh should. I usually contact
my parents alone.
949
01:15:41,202 --> 01:15:43,201
Somebody else has to be the
medium this time.
950
01:15:43,202 --> 01:15:47,074
You brought the spirit in. You're
the one who must escort it out.
951
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:49,776
I can't.
I'm the one who
952
01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:53,283
Tricia.
You have to do this.
953
01:15:56,283 --> 01:15:57,384
Fine.
954
01:15:57,385 --> 01:15:58,622
Join hands.
955
01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:01,555
And remember
956
01:16:01,556 --> 01:16:04,793
Don't break the fucking circle.
I got it!
957
01:16:06,793 --> 01:16:10,838
Jacob Rainwater,
are you here with us?
958
01:16:17,838 --> 01:16:20,706
Jacob.
959
01:16:20,707 --> 01:16:26,607
Please forgive me. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
960
01:16:32,119 --> 01:16:36,390
Jacob? It's time for you
to leave.
961
01:16:46,801 --> 01:16:48,255
Veronica?!
962
01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:09,902
Veronica?
963
01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:26,802
If you make it out of here alive
tell Tricia to go fuck herself.
964
01:17:43,190 --> 01:17:46,907
We need to get out of here.
965
01:17:59,907 --> 01:18:05,807
Tell me it's you. There is no
ghost. It's just you.
966
01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:14,383
Tricia. I didn't kill anybody.
I don't want to hurt you.
967
01:18:18,993 --> 01:18:22,899
I just want to get out of here.
968
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,444
Tricia.
969
01:19:11,444 --> 01:19:15,493
Tricia! hahahaha.
970
01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:27,055
Tricia.
971
01:20:29,055 --> 01:20:32,064
Ha ha ha ha ha!
972
01:20:37,064 --> 01:20:40,666
Come on! It's fucking
cold in here!
973
01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:43,340
Ugghhh. Gross!
974
01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:48,917
Hello, Mr. Clark.
975
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:58,518
Hmm. Wasn't he a Muslim?
976
01:20:58,519 --> 01:21:03,956
Well, Tarek may not have had
his father's drive to succeed,
977
01:21:03,957 --> 01:21:05,626
but he sure had his spunk.
978
01:21:05,627 --> 01:21:09,496
I wasn't expecting to see him
pop out of that vent.
979
01:21:09,497 --> 01:21:13,031
Last night Max almost found the
ghost setting up in here.
980
01:21:13,032 --> 01:21:15,934
Pshh, like I'm nervous the
'tard might catch me.
981
01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,704
Go make sure the 'tard isn't
lurking about,
982
01:21:17,705 --> 01:21:20,040
ready to come lumbering in.
983
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,543
Ugghhh.
984
01:21:23,543 --> 01:21:25,122
Hey, she's into older men.
985
01:21:36,122 --> 01:21:42,033
Man she really bought all these
ghosts and demons shit, huh?
986
01:21:45,733 --> 01:21:46,842
All Clear!
987
01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:57,477
May I have Craig's gun back?
988
01:21:57,478 --> 01:21:58,747
No.
989
01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:05,117
Giving students behavior and
personality tests, finding out
990
01:22:05,118 --> 01:22:10,156
what they will and won't respond
to is part of my job.
991
01:22:10,157 --> 01:22:15,228
Learning how to trigger
emotional outbursts is the perk.
992
01:22:15,229 --> 01:22:21,169
You, Mr. Clark, were of course,
a complete disappointment.
993
01:22:23,170 --> 01:22:27,107
Ah ah ah ah ah.
994
01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:30,175
Boobs? Judas Priest?
995
01:22:30,176 --> 01:22:33,113
Although, I'm not sure Craig's
actually worked.
996
01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:36,515
I think he really hated
Tricia. Or loved her.
997
01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:38,584
There were supposed to be
five! I believe the
998
01:22:38,585 --> 01:22:42,187
office sent your uncle a letter,
Mr. Clark. School policy.
999
01:22:42,188 --> 01:22:45,559
I thought if Tricia saw this,
she'd finish you off.
1000
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:49,595
But she kind of choked.
So I had to get creative.
1001
01:22:49,596 --> 01:22:52,564
But, why?
1002
01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:57,269
Synopsis: A group of seemingly
normal, well adjusted,
1003
01:22:57,270 --> 01:23:01,474
well-to-do teenagers are killed
inside a cursed library
1004
01:23:01,475 --> 01:23:03,610
built on land that,
coincidently, all their parents
1005
01:23:03,611 --> 01:23:07,080
have insidious vocational ties
to.
1006
01:23:07,081 --> 01:23:10,083
Instant best seller. I mean,
the book, the movie,
1007
01:23:10,084 --> 01:23:14,586
the TV series... we'll make a
mint! I know.
1008
01:23:14,587 --> 01:23:18,625
The irony is crazy huge, right?
I mean, c'mon.
1009
01:23:18,626 --> 01:23:23,228
Are you really bummed that
they're all dead? Really?
1010
01:23:23,229 --> 01:23:25,234
Really?!?!?
1011
01:23:28,234 --> 01:23:33,676
This school, sucks.
1012
01:23:36,676 --> 01:23:40,247
I'm sorry Matt. But it just
makes sense. Somebody has
1013
01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:43,649
to be the psycho. And it's
perfect. You're new.
1014
01:23:43,650 --> 01:23:46,553
You're a felon. And
you know you're poor.
1015
01:23:46,554 --> 01:23:48,587
So, it's an easy sell.
1016
01:23:48,588 --> 01:23:52,291
I mean c'mon. You beat up
retarded kids.
1017
01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:53,460
He's not
1018
01:23:53,461 --> 01:23:57,563
Wait wait wait what did you do
to get thrown into Ju-Vee?
1019
01:23:57,564 --> 01:23:59,732
Go fuck yourself!
1020
01:23:59,733 --> 01:24:04,675
You're sexy. But money and fame
are a little sexier.
1021
01:24:12,246 --> 01:24:15,190
You think Paris or Lindsay
ever served detention?
1022
01:24:24,190 --> 01:24:30,130
What a bitch! She was supposed
to pretend to poison me.
1023
01:24:30,831 --> 01:24:34,300
I'm running around vomiting all
over the sidewalk,
1024
01:24:34,301 --> 01:24:37,904
switching lights and carnival sounds
off and on like a circus chimp.
1025
01:24:37,905 --> 01:24:41,177
Hiding from Max.
Chasing Tarek about.
1026
01:24:44,177 --> 01:24:49,618
It's really cold out there!
1027
01:24:51,618 --> 01:24:55,721
Some insurance against
spiteful parents who may not
1028
01:24:55,722 --> 01:24:58,791
approve of my new book.
1029
01:24:58,792 --> 01:25:01,862
Ahhh... There. Now we're good.
1030
01:25:05,365 --> 01:25:09,202
Oh, nice work, Max.
1031
01:25:09,203 --> 01:25:11,838
I guess the 'tard can do
something right.
1032
01:25:11,839 --> 01:25:14,208
Oh! I almost forgot!
1033
01:25:15,208 --> 01:25:16,777
This is the Police department.
1034
01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,746
There! Now we're good.
1035
01:25:25,953 --> 01:25:29,923
Craig's gun still has one more
bullet left in it. Coincidence?
1036
01:25:29,924 --> 01:25:33,859
Or supernatural? You decide.
1037
01:25:33,860 --> 01:25:36,727
Please don't think ill of me.
I know the money, the fame,
1038
01:25:36,728 --> 01:25:39,934
will never cover the damage
these kids have done to others.
1039
01:25:39,935 --> 01:25:43,769
You see, I believe that a
certain amount of reparations
1040
01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:47,706
are overdue.
Long overdue.
1041
01:25:47,707 --> 01:25:51,381
These kids had to pay back what
they've been taking all these years!
1042
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:25,778
I expelled that miscreant days
ago. Why was he still here?
1043
01:26:25,779 --> 01:26:26,979
That's some bad kid.
1044
01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:30,883
In all my time as a teacher,
never have I seen a greater
1045
01:26:30,884 --> 01:26:34,687
blight on organized education
than Mr. Clark.
1046
01:26:34,688 --> 01:26:36,823
Like a massive gravity
sinkhole,
1047
01:26:36,824 --> 01:26:40,492
he deforms every positive
thought he encounters.
1048
01:26:40,493 --> 01:26:43,996
before sucking it into a
vortex from hell.
1049
01:26:43,997 --> 01:26:46,466
Well. Don't blame yourself,
Mister Nash.
1050
01:26:46,467 --> 01:26:49,436
Why would I?!?!?
1051
01:26:50,436 --> 01:26:53,407
Excuse me sir. I need you to
step away from the evidence.
1052
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:55,441
Sorry, Officer.
1053
01:26:55,442 --> 01:26:56,441
What do yo got there?
1054
01:26:56,442 --> 01:26:59,279
What does that say?
Does that say Remington?
1055
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:01,346
Uhhh, Rainwater.
1056
01:27:01,347 --> 01:27:06,719
Jacob Rainwater. He was an
artist. A sculptor.
1057
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:10,723
Before this library was built,
this land was his home.
1058
01:27:10,724 --> 01:27:16,465
Until a man with an army
came and took it all away!
1059
01:27:18,465 --> 01:27:20,398
Mr. Rainwater, we're going to
need you to stay here
1060
01:27:20,399 --> 01:27:22,300
for a while right here. We're
probably going
1061
01:27:22,301 --> 01:27:23,770
to have some more
questions for you.
1062
01:27:23,771 --> 01:27:25,442
Yes, sir.
1063
01:27:28,442 --> 01:27:31,063
No! No!
1064
01:28:56,063 --> 01:28:59,399
And so there's nothing
more to discuss.